Tumblr (3.0; @crowth)http://crowth.net/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82cplukL71qckt7po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And so it was that the glory days of Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s Facebook account came to an end.</p>http://crowth.net/post/1047191896http://crowth.net/post/1047191896Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:20:00 +0100<p>I was on a bill with someone from Phoenix Nights last night. I never watched it much so I didn’t know who he was to recognise him (it wasn’t one of the more famous ones). I had to leave early so I gave him a couple of my free drinks vouchers, being as he’d made it quite clear he’d happily take them off my hands if any were going spare.</p> <p>Only that wasn’t him. He hadn’t turned up yet. It was just some Irish comedian after some free alcohol. He wasn’t even on the bill, cheeky bugger.</p>http://crowth.net/post/1030726071http://crowth.net/post/1030726071Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:19:00 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7w3o5CHeM1qckt7po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whoever selects the preview stills for BBC News videos picks the best expressions. In this one Lord Prescott has been caught thinking he’s all that.</p>http://crowth.net/post/1028119153http://crowth.net/post/1028119153Sun, 29 Aug 2010 02:19:16 +0100his head is positioned at the centre of a frosted glass bullseyean easy-wipe surface for target practice<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7u0r301u61qz4jelo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://feastingonroadkill.tumblr.com/post/1021778926/hello-world">feastingonroadkill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello world.</p> </blockquote> <p>They followed him. They liked him. They reblogged him. They recommended him. But they couldn’t break his spirit.</p>http://crowth.net/post/1021841487http://crowth.net/post/1021841487Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:36:09 +0100not watched kes since schoolmust rectify this soon<object width="400" height="252"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fVWUaH2mCt4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fVWUaH2mCt4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="252" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWUaH2mCt4">Deer steals man’s wife</a>. (via <a href="http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/2010/08/06/deer-steals-mans-wife/#comments">glinner</a>)</p>http://crowth.net/post/1019600498http://crowth.net/post/1019600498Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:58:00 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nz9y9fSM1qail47o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alwaysunpresentable.tumblr.com/post/1003947702/please-select-your-social-class-from-the-drop">alwaysunpresentable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Please select your social class from the drop down list”.</p> <p>O_O</p> </blockquote> <p>Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon…</p>http://crowth.net/post/1004087253http://crowth.net/post/1004087253Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:42:51 +0100<p>…aren’t sold in the UK. Or shipped by MiquelRius internationally. Anyone know of any comparable alternatives or back-door routes to MiquelRius notebook ownership?</p>http://crowth.net/post/972367381http://crowth.net/post/972367381Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:15:20 +0100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ckc2rtDq1qd9feso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flipyeahhorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/971795180/i-forget-which-one-was-the-war-to-end-all-wars">flipyeahhorriblehistories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I forget, which one was the war to end all wars?</p> </blockquote>http://crowth.net/post/971985863http://crowth.net/post/971985863Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:10:10 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7bdrxp63T1qckt7po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://crowth.net/post/968345626http://crowth.net/post/968345626Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:47:57 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7b0t3FWkj1qzogw6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hikergirl.tumblr.com/post/967327424/h-t-crowth">hikergirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(h/t <a href="http://crowth.tumblr.com">crowth</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Ha!</p>http://crowth.net/post/967410199http://crowth.net/post/967410199Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:38:18 +0100<p>It would hardly be surprising if Tumblr had cat flu.</p>http://crowth.net/post/967315065http://crowth.net/post/967315065Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:01:35 +0100<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H3SuooQ-1T0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H3SuooQ-1T0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beeps.tumblr.com/post/967063813/winner">beeps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WINNER.</p> </blockquote> <p>Smooth, Tomasz, smooth.<em></em></p>http://crowth.net/post/967293136http://crowth.net/post/967293136Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:49:00 +0100BRILLIANT<p>Is it just a coincidence that the Tumblr error message is slightly reminiscent of influenza virus codes? H5N1, H1N1, H2N3, HA 502.</p>http://crowth.net/post/967288009http://crowth.net/post/967288009Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:46:11 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ajt1tZoW1qckt7po1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>It was only stopping at Sheffield. So that’s all it does. Non-stop. For an hour. They could mix it up a bit at least.</p> <p><em>Next stop Sheffield. // Destination: Sheffield. // We’re going to Sheffield! // We’re still going to Sheffield. // We’re 100 yards closer to Sheffield. // We’re another 100 yards closer to Sheffield. // Want to go to Sheffield? // Well you got on the right train! // Well done you. // Arrival in Sheffield in 45 minutes and 25 seconds. // Arrival in Sheffield in 45 minutes and 20 seconds. // Arrival in Sheffield in 45 minutes and 15 seconds. // Next stop Leeds. // Only kidding. // We’re still going to Sheffield. // Where’s Sean Bean from? // Sheffield! // Where was the Yorkshire Ripper caught? // Sheffield! // Which city was chosen for a television dramatisation of a nuclear holocaust? // Sheffield! </em></p>http://crowth.net/post/966715129http://crowth.net/post/966715129Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:48:00 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73v99RDwI1qd9feso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flipyeahhorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/948552075/measly-middle-ages-women">flipyeahhorriblehistories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Measly Middle Ages: Women</p> </blockquote>http://crowth.net/post/957816112http://crowth.net/post/957816112Sun, 15 Aug 2010 16:56:54 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l770k8CQsI1qzobvwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lindaboucher.tumblr.com/post/957173523/obamavader">lindaboucher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*insert caption*</p> <p><em>(<a title="obamavader" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/7944822/The-week-in-pictures-13-August-2010.html">via</a>)</em></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Vader</strong>: As President of the American Empire you are carrying on Reagan’s Star Wars legacy and deepening the weaponization of space. If you want to join the dark side, I’m afraid there’s a dress code.</p> <p><strong>Obama</strong>: Are you kidding? I would never get away with the mass killing of innocent men, women and children with robot drones if I dressed like that!</p>http://crowth.net/post/957204326http://crowth.net/post/957204326Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:23:00 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6munaWQYV1qz8tzlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://abbyjean.tumblr.com/post/948873662/wooster-collective-fresh-stuff-from-vinchen">abbyjean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.woostercollective.com/2010/08/fresh_stuff_from_vinchen_5.html">Wooster Collective: Fresh Stuff From Vinchen</a></p> </blockquote>http://crowth.net/post/948987070http://crowth.net/post/948987070Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:16:39 +0100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73gqjRj4L1qd9feso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flipyeahhorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/947412983/slimy-stuarts-the-english-housewife-written-by">flipyeahhorriblehistories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Slimy Stuarts: “The English Housewife” (written by a man)</p> </blockquote>http://crowth.net/post/947432612http://crowth.net/post/947432612Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:16:56 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l71vqzMtZT1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/943005903">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cute attack…</p> </blockquote> <p>Orangutan underneath: ‘I’m only a week old and I’ve already realised my sexual fantasy of a tiger on orangutan foursome, life is so awesome!’</p> <p>Orangutan on top: ‘I think just broke the hymen of my soul.’</p>http://crowth.net/post/944321874http://crowth.net/post/944321874Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:18:00 +0100cuteness violation<object width="400" height="327"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R1YsLt8XGQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R1YsLt8XGQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="327" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Favourite cartoon title that I wasn’t aware existed until just now: Ring Raiders.</p>http://crowth.net/post/941461715http://crowth.net/post/941461715Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:05:13 +0100