Wednesday 30th September 2009
19:53

This daytime invasion of prime time is getting out of hand. The BBC have opened a Pandora’s box of bleached teeth and annoying vacuous banter. No, grown adults on television at teatime, don’t shout over the top of each other because you’re having a lively ‘debate’ on a topic about which you know fuck all. Stop bouncing in your chair Ian Wright. You are discussing the problem of homelessness, not going in for a header. Why aren’t you narrating a show about donkey sanctuaries like Konnie Huq and Ralph Little? This is news time! People are watching a glorified Loose Women instead of the news! Stop touching each other! And stop smiling! Actually, keep smiling. Perhaps your rictus Hollywood grins will blind me. Charlie Brooker was right. This is the beginning of the end.

This daytime invasion of prime time is getting out of hand. The BBC have opened a Pandora’s box of bleached teeth and annoying vacuous banter.

No, grown adults on television at teatime, don’t shout over the top of each other because you’re having a lively ‘debate’ on a topic about which you know fuck all. Stop bouncing in your chair Ian Wright. You are discussing the problem of homelessness, not going in for a header. Why aren’t you narrating a show about donkey sanctuaries like Konnie Huq and Ralph Little? This is news time! People are watching a glorified Loose Women instead of the news! Stop touching each other! And stop smiling! Actually, keep smiling. Perhaps your rictus Hollywood grins will blind me.

Charlie Brooker was right. This is the beginning of the end.

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