Wednesday 23rd September 2009
09:24

“I’m giving a big tip of my hat to fake lesbians. Specifically Drew Barrymore and Ellen Paige, who were photographed making out in the October issue of Marie Claire. Now if they had chosen to be actually gay this would make me furious but they did not have a choice. They’re just two young women expressing a God given, natural desire to promote their new movie “Whip It.” Hey, 10% of the population is born with an innate preference for self-promotion. From Katy Perry to Madonna kissing Britney, homosexuality is A-OK as long as it’s for a higher purpose: pushing product. This is the finest commercial grade lesbianism since Aunt Jemima stuck her tongue between Mrs. Butterworth’s flapjacks.”
Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
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