Wednesday 8th July 2009
It’s been a while since I had a giggle at my site’s search term stats. Unsavoury highlights in no particular order, with comments :
- cock like a cream egg - In the sense that it’s full of cream, or in the sense that it’s oviform?
- i dont like cum in my vagina - Well… there are alternatives.
- i force my vagina on his face - I’m sure his face appreciates it.
- my vagina smells like shit - Perhaps his face doesn’t appreciate it after all.
- sasquatch on facebook - Being as sasquatch likes to keep a low profile, I’m guessing he doesn’t much care for online oversharing. ‘Tried to steal food from picnickers. Some dude had a camera. Ate him. Douche called me ‘Yogi’ - had it coming’… ‘Some total dick said I had big feet today. Comfort ate Ben and Jerry’s. Sobbed into it when I realised it was Chunky Monkey’… ‘Got my bits waxed today. Now you can see my sascrotch’.
- squatch of yer fanny - I had to google this. I think ‘squatch’ means ‘a go’. So, ‘give me a go on your fanny’. Be careful what you wish for boys…
- sweaty smelly vagina - But at least it doesn’t smell like shit.
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jamie bamber’s cock - I’m sure it’s not in the least bit oviform.
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