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Tuesday 26th May 2009

11:51

Things I wish I didn’t know existed

melanyouth:

(via davidkendall):

mabelmoments:

Tentacle Porn

I wish I could say I was surprised that there was such a thing, but there’s a lot of strange people out there…..

I think it’s interesting how sometimes, when I hear of some sort of porn that I’ve not only never heard of before, but never even considered…and my first thought is ‘Oh yes, of course’. Because it makes sense to me that people would be into that, given the rather astonishing variety of things people are into that I’ve heard of or been exposed to before.

But because this particular thing does admittedly sound very freaky, I went and looked it up; here’s what wikipedia has to say:

“Tentacled creatures appeared in Japanese erotica long before animated pornography. Among the most famous of the early instances — and perhaps the first — is an illustration from the novel ‘Kinoe no komatsu’ of 1814 by Katsushika Hokusai. It is a celebrated example of shunga (Japanese erotic art) and has been reworked by a number of artists.”

There is more here.
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This was really interesting. I’m a little bemused that penetration from a lascivious octopus tentacle was more acceptable than the male penis. Crowth? Thoughts?

Also, I can’t bloody believe wikipedia had an entry re tentacle porn…

I’m glad you asked. But the question you should be asking is: what’s not to like about tentacle porn? Just imagine the possibilities ladies. We men only have one penis, one mouth and two hands. Do you remember that episode of Friends where Monica explains her perfect sexual experience by numbers? You have HOW many erogenous zones? Are you shitting us? Women want to be stimulated, and gawd knows we men are not sufficiently equipped to provide that level of all-round satisfaction. The solution? TENTACLES. Those bad boys have suckers all along them and there ain’t nowhere they can’t reach. One tentacle could be tickling your clitoris, jiggling your g-spot and sucking on both your titties and there’d still be SEVEN tentacles left. Maybe they’d be massaging your feet or gently sucking at the nape of your neck. Maybe they’d be slowly creeping up your inner thighs, tentatively hinting at the possibility of multiple tentacle penetration. Maybe they’d just be feeling around for the cigarettes and thoughtfully lighting up for that post-orgasmic drag. Whatever. The point is that tentacles open up a world of stimulatory possibilities. Heck, even if octopuses only had four tentacles, they’d still be able to multitask better than us! Seriously ladies, think about it. You know it makes sense. And don’t worry about us. We’ll just watch.

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